Did anyone see the Wall Street Journal article on nudist colonies? It got me thinking, why not do one on Pleasure Beach. We could set the Guinness World Records for the largest nudist colony in the world. It would bring in lots of tourists with ferry service, of course. Even have an OIB party. OIB’s favorite guitar slinger Derek Brown (Bridgeport Kid) could sing us a song, Town Committee (Andy Fardy) could provide lectures on city politics, State Rep. Auden Grogins, the Blonde Banshee from Black Rock, could lead the mud wrestling card. We could even have a mayoral debate. (There’s a scary thought.) I mean the piping plovers, or whatever they’re called, need company.