Groundhog day, the pigskin season ends Sunday, pitchers and catchers report in two weeks. It can only mean one thing: worship the rat. Spring’s on the horizon. We don’t care about that rodent punk in Pennsylvania. We’re waiting on Beardsley Bart. Prairie dogging, anyone? And now we know what to expect the next six weeks beyond political turd fights.
“Beardsley Bart is a very early riser and when he came out this morning, he confirmed that he did not see his shadow,” explained Zoo Director Gregg Dancho. “He’s happy to report spring is just around the corner and he looks forward to all his friends coming to visit him soon.”
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Beardsley Bart, Bridgeport needs a media blast for Beardsley Bart in order to get press to cover this big event.
How Christian, relying on a rodent to predict the weather.
What the fuck are you talking about Lennie?
Groundhog, (Marmota monax), also called woodchuck, one of 14 species of marmots (Marmota), considered basically a giant North American ground squirrel. It is sometimes destructive to gardens and pasturelands. Classified as a marmot, the groundhog is a member of the squirrel family, Sciuridae, within the order Rodentia.
Are you going squirrely on us?
Yes, Troll, pass the acorns, please.
Black Rock Bob was up early today and did not see his shadow either.
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