Donald’s Digit Debated, Stage Fright In Crowded Bathrooms

In case you missed it, my former client Donald Trump’s schlong took center stage at the GOP debate Thursday night. People queried me if I had any insight into this. I can say conclusively he did whip out his checkbook for me but never his driveshaft. We did once compare hands, however. Mine are larger. Also, Donald confided he suffers from stage fright in crowded bathrooms.

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  1. That comment from Marco Rubio proves he is not only desperate, but a complete idiot. One thing for sure, Trump has more balls than any other candidate. It’s often said it’s not what you’ve got, it’s how you use it!

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