1. Wiggles would want us to briefly mourn his passing and quickly move on.
    As a politician, Wiggles presided over a term of peace and tranquility. Not once did Mayor Wiggles raise taxes or challenge the Governor. The zoo was free of crime and homicides. Scandals and controversy were not part of his regimen.
    The zookeeper’s only purpose was to bring him his food. He had value that exceeded his cost.
    Problems arose and problems were solved.
    Conclusion: Wiggles deserves a parade.

    1. Rumors from the windmill has it that Maria Pereira is introducing a resolution to name the road that crosses Beardsley Park to Wiggles Road. No word if she got permission to proceed from Wiggle’s family. Beardsley’s governor Dancho has 10 days to set a date for a special election and is set to appoint Howard the Chicken as acting mayor.

    2. I have to disagree with you LE. The zoo is facing a $1,000,000 deficit caused by the Covid-19 pandemic. While you may be right as far as no murders at the zoo, I’m not convinced that there was no foul play involved. Rumors has it that mayor Wiggles planned to tap into the Zoo’s savings and stocks–wich totals in the millions–to cover the deficit. Wiggles had been facing pushback from Zoo officials whom have always refused to tap into savings and investments. The motive?

  2. I nominate Four-Fingers Joel Gonzalez as Mayor of Beardsley Zoo.
    Served several years on the City Council without getting in one fight.
    What more can you ask for.
    And he will create his own new cycle with The Trumpster gone.


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