Got Poison Ivy? Hire A Goat

Christopher Toole who operates an urban farm at the city’s animal shelter is marketing on his Facebook page “goats, complete with herdsman and an Australian cattle dog, to help manage your property, fertilize it and clear it of unwanted weeds, including poison ivy and other unwanted nasties! Our goats love them all!”

Mayor Bill Finch, Bridgeport’s resident Mr. Green Jeans, was instrumental in Toole launching an urban farm at the animal shelter. Hey, why wait until the last minute, you can book the goats to wipe out your weeds in the spring. You can even hire Toole as your herdsman with an Australian cattle dog. Maybe you could hire Chris to herd some of your favorite politicians out of town! Toole also showcases a video of goat Daisy in action. The urban farm, after concerns raised by the state, is doing better following the latest inspection.

From Toole:

got weeds? got an overgrown garden? got children or others to entertain? consider renting our goats, Bridgeport’s only legal herd! they love poison ivy, and will eat phragmites, kudzu and bamboo too!

Book now for spring!

…Attention Realtors! Property Owners! Community Centers & Community Leaders!

Book now for Spring!

Looking for an environmentally sensitive and fun way to eradicate weeds and other plants?

Hire our goats, complete with herdsman and an Australian cattle dog, to help manage your property, fertilize it and clear it of unwanted weeds, including poison ivy and other unwanted nasties! Our goats love them all!

Kids love watching our friendly Nubians, La Manchas & Nigerian Dwarfs even more than TV!

Attract positive family friendly attention, while you showcase improvements to your land in an economically sound and environmentally friendly manner.

Special promotional rates as low as $150 for limited demonstration, community service & public relations/marketing animal visits.

Learn more about environmentally friendly agriculture, permaculture and sustainable urban farming.

You can learn more about us @ SAVEfarms.org

Email us, or call the Herdsman, Christopher, direct, to book the herd, request a quote, or with questions: 91four 88five 418four

Thank you from Vertically Integrated Farms, Inc

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  1. “As a result of the Hearst investigation, the state has quarantined the urban farm, alleging that inspectors found sick and poorly fed chickens, goats, pigs and donkeys with injured eyes, mouth sores, broken hooves and other ailments.”–CT POST

    So you want people to rent THOSE animals? Get real, what a joke. And I see he is sticking with the NY area code while operating on free land in Bridgeport. You can’t make this sh*t up.

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  2. I pray one of the new City Council members puts an end to this nonsense. Demand the mayor submit a lease to the council for approval or require the City Attorney to present the council with a legal written opinion stating no lease is needed and no city ordinance, charter provisions or state laws are being violated.
    Right now it appears the mayor has granted a commercial enterprise free use of city property.

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