From Dan Tepfer, CT Post:
A Florida man has been arrested and charged with murder after police say he hacked Angel “Tun Tun” Gonzalez to death in a Brooks Street apartment and then mutilated the body.
Police said the assailant later ate a portion of the victim’s brain and one of his eyeballs at a local cemetery.
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“… The relative said Smith told her he had first gone to Beardsley Park but there was no one there so he went to the Brooks Street building, the affidavit states. He then went to sleep on the back porch …”
Just thinking I could have been working at Beardsley Park that night and been his victim gives me goose bumps. Good call Mayor Finch! Had it been summertime, he probably would had found someone in the park at night. I’m much safer at police headquarters.
Read more: www .ctpost.com/policereports/article/Man-charged-in-gruesome-axe-murder-2685485.php
Somebody should buy this guy a “I might have brains when I get home” t-shirt.
Actually, we should buy the same t-shirt for East Haven Mayor Joseph Maturo.
*** “ZOMBIELAND” is closer than Disneyland, no? *** EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! ***